Ilhan Omar Just Hosted A Flag Burning Party

Ilhan Omar Just Hosted A Flag Burning Party

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The invitations went out to one and all in her community:

“Saturday Night At Ilhan’s! Bring Your Flags And Throw Them Into The Bonfire! Burgers, Shawarma, and Tea For All!”

And they came in droves. Hundreds of Ilhan Omar’s Democrat friends showed up at the door of her palatial estate, American flags in hand, to attend the “First Annual Flag Discard Bonfire and Barbeque”. The backyard fire was massive and it only grew larger as more and more arrived to fuel it with fabric. With the Stars and Stripes. It was a disgusting display of absence of patriotism and possible treason.

David Rosner wasn’t aware of the burning part of the party. He only attended for the promise of shawarma and tabouleh, two of his favorite delectables.

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“I got there and loaded up my plate. Good shawarma is hard to find! Falafel too! And there was tabouleh and hummus and baba ganoush! It was a delicious Middle Eastern smorgasbord! Absolutely heavenly! I never wanted to leave!

There were a lot of people crowded around a fire too. I don’t know what was going on there. I stayed with the yummies.”
At the conclusion of the burning festivities, Mrs Omar thanked all for attending to properly dispose of their old and worn flags and presented each guest with a shiny, new replacement, noting that their patriotism was appreciated. Like she knows what patriotism is.

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